Airpods Gift Letter

情爱的雪莲，

希望你能接受这份小礼物。As U maintain a repertoire of outdoor equipment, so consider this urban survival gear for a soulful adventurer who loves silence. I wish for this to insulate U from the harsh sounds of the city the way a parka protects from a biting frost.

Imagine:

• Walking home at night with full situational awareness, behind U a siren blares, muted to <70db
• Flying through clouds at 40,000' immersed in your audio book

I've started switching all my electronics to USB-C, and I believe U still mostly use lightning. Consider these well worn, loved and destined for a second life. If U think of me fondly as U use them I would feel joy.

I feel happy to take them back if U try them and they don't feel right for U, so please give them a whirl!