Confucius Say

Don’t worry, I have Chinese ancestry!

Confucius say… too much time on bedspring, get offspring.

Confucius say… epileptic chef make seizure salad.

Confucius say… girl laid in tomb become mummy.

Confucius say… looked over better than over looked.

Confucius say… cow with legs, ground beef.

Confucius say… mummy take vacation, relax and unwind.

Confucius say… man who tell too many lightbulb jokes soon burn out.

Confucius say… man who stand on toilet, high on pot.

Confucius say… boy go to bed frustrated, wake up with solution in hand.

Confucius say… man who chase car, get exhausted.

Confucius say… chemist fall in acid, get absorbed in work.

Confucius say… gift for man have everything, burglar alarm.

Confucius say… speech like bicycle wheel, longer the spoke greater the tire

Confucius say… keep U words soft and sweet, might have to eat them.

Confucius say… who have last laugh, not get joke.

Confucius say… cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils.

Confucius say… man with head up ass, can’t see for shit.

Confucius say… who pamper his cow, get spoiled milk.

Confucius say… teenager put in prison, face break out.

Confucius say… to make egg roll, push it.

Confucius say… man come into money, have sticky financial situation.

Confucius say… shotgun wedding, case of wife or death.

Confucius say… virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick.

Confucius say… who slings mud, loses ground.

Confucius say… who say they never fart, full of hot air.

Confucius say… tongue must be heavy, so few can hold it.

Confucius say… for every woman with curve, many man with angle.

Confucius say… butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

Confucius say… best way to keep word, not to give it.

Confucius say… show off always shown up in showdown.

Confucius say… get sick at airport, terminal illness.

Confucius say… affection give U infection, put protection on erection.