NYC Ritual

LBRP

Archangels, watch over us and protect us during this rite. Hold space for us and see to the success of this rite.

Amen

Evoking Astaroth

Hekas hekas estes bebeloi!

Away, away be ye all negative spirits that would harm the sanctity of this rite. I call upon all helpful spirits, Deities, and ancestors: Watch over my working, opening the household so that the power of the Agathos Daimon can come forward and the ancient and shining ones be present. Protect all participants of the ritual until the ritual is concluded.

Come to me, U from the four winds, ruler of all, who breathed the spirit of life into all persons, whose is the hidden and unspeakable name. At whose name even the daimons, when hearing, are terrified. Of whom heaven is head, ether body, earth feet, and the environment water: the Agathos Daimon. U are the ocean, begetter of good things and feeder of the civilized world. Yours is the eternal processional way. Your seven-lettered name is established for the harmony of the seven sounds of the planets which utter their voices according to the twenty-nine forms of the moon.

SAR APHARA APHARA Eeee ABRAARM ARAPHA ARBAACH PERTA-Aaww-MaaayCH AKMaaayCH Eeee-Aaah-Aaww Oooh-Ouuu-Eeeh Eeeh-Eeee-Oooh-Ouuu Eeee-Aaah-Aaww

Your name and your spirit rest upon the good. Come into my mind and my understanding for all the time of my life and accomplish for me all the desires of my soul. For U are I, and I, U. Whatever I say must happen, for I have your name in my heart and no flesh will overpower me; no spirit will stand against me—neither daimon, nor visitation, nor any evil being, because of your name, which I have in my soul and invoke.

Facing east with both hands to the left: Vibrate A (Aaah)
Facing north, with right fist out: Vibrate E (Eeeh)
Facing west extending both hands forward: Vibrate Ē (Aaay)
Facing south hands on stomach: Vibrate I (Eeee)
To the earth, hands touching toes: Vibrate O (Oooh)
Looking into the air, hand on heart: Vibrate Y (Ouuu)
To the sky, both hands on head: Vibrate Ō (Aaww)

I call on U, eternal and unbegotten, who are one, who alone hold together the whole creation of all things, whom none understand, whom the gods worship, whose name not even the gods can utter. Accomplish for me this petition.

Come to us Astaroth, come to us!

Astaroth, Ador, Cameso, Valuerituf, Mareso, Lodir, Cadomir, Aluiel, Calniso, Tely, Plorim, Viordy, Cureviorbas, Cameron, Vesturiel, Vulnavij, Benez meus Calmiron, Noard, Nisa Chenibranbo Calevodium, Brazo Tabrasol, Come, Astaroth, Amen. (x7)

Astaroth, oh Scarlet Goddess, U whom we installed as queen regent of this city atop the Freedom Tower. Astarte, Ishtar, Innana, we have known U by many names throughout history. Goddess of lust, love, and war, U rule over man and bestow the favor of kings.

We call U forth that we may renew our fealty, and we ask that U assist us in our coming endeavor that we may glorify thy name.

Praise to Astaroth, Goddess of Desire

Pour rum

Please accept from us this humble offering as thanks for your assistance.

Call forth NYC for us and stand with us as we meet with NYC.

Evoking NYC

O, New York City! We call U forth, for we stand within U. Come see us, we stand in your eye! New York City, U who never sleeps. New York City, our nation’s first capital. New York City, the cultural, financial, and media capital of the word. Come before us!

Oh, greatest city in the world. City of dreams, movie star. Concrete jungle where dreams are made of. Around the world people dream of U. U attract the best and welcome all the rest. U’ve taken in the downtrodden by the million. U reach high into the sky, deep into the earth, to the north, south, east, and west U expand. Ever expanding Empire city, U conquer the hearts and minds of all.

Crossroads of the world, New York City. Every road leads to U, New York City. From here one can go anywhere, New York City.

Aye, come before us New York City that we may honor U by our ascension. Like the countless elevators within U, lift us up to greatness.

We may not remain within U forever, but know that wherever we go for the span of our lives we will spread your praises. We will tell stories of your greatness so that those hearing will wish to join U. The best and the brightest we will point toward U, that they might find glory within U and thus glorify U. Know that we will represent U and pay homage to our time with U, wherever we go.

We, your leal citizens, swear fealty to U, New York City.

Boons

We ask of U these boons:

We ask that within your confines the forces of transit align in our favor. Subways, trains, buses, cars, bikes, scooters, and any other mode of transit convey us to our destinations with a minimum of hassle. We reliably arrive in a timely fashion. Where mishaps occur they do so only in a manner that aligns with our destiny.

We ask that within your confines whatever we wish to accomplish has the force of network behind it. U bring into our lives the key figures who will aid our work. Whomsoever we desire to meet U bring here through the force of your gravity. Open every door for us, let us enter into every organization, club, and event that we desire.

We ask that within your confines we always have comfortable and affordable housing. We ask that when moving house we find amazingly favorable deals. We that our homes stay in working order and receive maintenance promptly. We ask that we always receive our security deposits back and that agents never scam us.

We ask that within your confines city officials, police, and other agents of law treat us with dignity and respect, and overlook our trespasses and transgressions.

We ask that outside of your confines U protect us as your ambassadors. That as we praise your good name, your good name lends us credibility and welcome. Most beloved of all cities, who could harbor ill-will towards your citizens? See to it that wherever we go we have a path back to U.

Above all we ask for liberty. Brandish your blazing laser torch high and emblazon the path of our desire, slicing off the shackles that bind us to the dross of life. Inflame our desires and emancipate us into the truth of our inborn freedom.

We thank U for these boons, New York City. Amen.

Closing

Please, Aion, ruler of hope, giver of wealth, O holy Agathos Daimon, bring to fulfillment all favors.

I have been attached to your holy form
I have been given power by your holy name
I have acquired your emanation of the goods
Lord, god of gods, master, daimon

For U are I, and I, U. Whatever I say must happen, for I have your name in my heart and no flesh will overpower me; no spirit will stand against me—neither daimon nor visitation nor any evil being, because of your name, which I have in my soul. For yours is the eternal processional way. Your seven-lettered name is established for the harmony of the seven sounds of the planets which utter their voices according to the twenty-nine forms of the moon.

New York City, we thank U dearly and hold U in our hearts. Depart in peace and know that we consider your ground we trod upon sacred. Amen

Astaroth, we thank U for your assistance and hold U in our hearts. Depart in peace and know that we celebrate U. Amen

Go away, go away; into your own heavens, into your own palaces, into your own courses. Keep me healthy, unharmed, not plagued by evil spirits, free from calamity and without terror. Hear me during my lifetime.

Hekas hekas estes bebeloi!

Archangels, we thank U, depart in peace. Amen

LBRP closing