I luv U. I hereby pledge to evolve the English language. I will express my belief that U and I have equal importance by referring to U with a single letter, rather than the three traditionally used in ‘you’. I will also capitalize ‘U’ the same way I capitalize ‘I’, again to put U on the same level as me.
I believe this represents an increase in efficiency, as I often have to write to U anyway. Saved keystrokes and whatnot. But mostly I do this for the philosophy of it.
I also pledge to spell the word traditionally known as ‘love’ as ‘luv’. I believe this promotes Luv to its proper place in importance.