Keep Ur Shit Together

Dear Matthew,

U will keep Ur shit together. What does that mean?

First we will define shit. Shit consists of all the matter that U consider Urself in charge of. Shit includes Ur body and Ur possessions. Shit does not include other people.

If U must keep shit during this life, then U will keep it together. Nobody wants to see Ur shit strewn across a room or an apartment. U will keep Ur shit tidy and organized. For Ur own sake. U will not want to spend too much time searching through Ur shit.

U will keep Ur body in shape, keep all the matter it consists of together. Nobody wants to see Ur organs strewn across a room or an apartment.