Keep Your Shit Together

Dear Matthew,

U will keep your shit together. What does that mean?

First we will define shit. Shit consists of all the matter that U consider yourself in charge of. Shit includes your body and your possessions. Shit does not include other people.

If U must keep shit during this life, then U will keep it together. Nobody wants to see your shit strewn across a room or an apartment. U will keep your shit tidy and organized. For your own sake. U will not want to spend too much time searching through your shit.

U will keep your body in shape, keep all the matter it consists of together. Nobody wants to see your organs strewn across a room or an apartment.